| WTF DID I FUCKIN DO TO U?!?! WHY THE FUCK R U FUCKING WITH MY!! SITE?!?!?! HUH W/E FUCK YOU!!! |
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| hey everyone wellz the 1st was my b-day and im 15 years old now  and my and mike are still goin out lol and i join the swim team n' damn it's makein my legs look great and tan hehe well thats all thats new w/ me so0o ill ttylz peacez |
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| hey everybodyiez well me and mike r still goin out ..lol and yea i do noe that its hella easy for him to cheat on me ok so u dont have to tell me ..kk ..well i g2gz dinner bye bye
~NiCoLe~ |
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| Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
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| ~hella sweet poem~
 I Seem To Have A Problem
I Think I've Lost My Heart.
I Can't Find It Anywhere
It's Like I'm Searching
Through The Dark.
I Was Beginning To Panic,
Wondering What To Do..
Then I Remember..
My Heart Belongs To You. |
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